I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care.
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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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When is a monster not a monster?
Oh, when you love it.

Caitlyn Siehl  (via scrlett)

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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